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Proof that there are crazy people here

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:15 am
by michaelsuave
Edit/Intro by Admin: - This thread was split from the topic Fun with Fael Tech (NB: Thread may contain spoilers)
Phantom wrote:
Fel wrote:Now I'll have to put a tinfoil hat somewhere in the story, just to spite you.
Shouldn't be hard to do .....Jason runs accross some old guy living in the wilderness Mad as a hatter
Wearing .....you guessed it ...a Tin foil Hat....

You just have to make sure he looks like a rabbit and has .....BIG Pointy Teeth!
:roll:

Phantom
:shock: um yeah... you all need help... :shock:

Re: Proof that there are crazy people here

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:37 pm
by Lochar
michaelsuave wrote: :shock: um yeah... you all need help... :shock:
And you're just now noticing this? Where have you been?

Re: Proof that there are crazy people here

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:17 pm
by Phantom
michaelsuave wrote: :shock: um yeah... you all need help... :shock:
And your going to help us How ?

The Doc's say I'm doing much better ....I hardly ever want to Kill with an Axe anymore.!

Oh but i have the Cutest little chainsaw.....it's 36" long and i covered it in Tinfoil all by my self :wink:


Phantom

Re: Proof that there are crazy people here

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:24 pm
by Lochar
Phantom wrote:
michaelsuave wrote: :shock: um yeah... you all need help... :shock:
And your going to help us How ?

The Doc's say I'm doing much better ....I hardly ever want to Kill with an Axe anymore.!

Oh but i have the Cutest little chainsaw.....it's 36" long and i covered it in Tinfoil all by my self :wink:


Phantom
How'd you manage to cover it completely in tinfoil? Last time I tried that I blew mine up.

Or should I not be taking it apart and covering the component pieces in tinfoil?

Re: Proof that there are crazy people here

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:13 pm
by Fiferguy
Lochar wrote:
Phantom wrote:
michaelsuave wrote: :shock: um yeah... you all need help... :shock:
And your going to help us How ?

The Doc's say I'm doing much better ....I hardly ever want to Kill with an Axe anymore.!

Oh but i have the Cutest little chainsaw.....it's 36" long and i covered it in Tinfoil all by my self :wink:


Phantom
How'd you manage to cover it completely in tinfoil? Last time I tried that I blew mine up.

Or should I not be taking it apart and covering the component pieces in tinfoil?
More maximum effectiveness, you probably only need to cover the outside. That way the government can't tell it to attack you instead. But personally, chainsaws are too noisy...swords are much more fun.. :twisted:

Re: Proof that there are crazy people here

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:29 pm
by Lochar
I don't know... I've got this neat battle ax that had a dagger in the hilt.

And since we've drug this so far off topic anyways, allow me to push it further.

Speaking of weapons, how would you fight with a spiked chain?

Re: Proof that there are crazy people here

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:33 pm
by Fiferguy
Lochar wrote:I don't know... I've got this neat battle ax that had a dagger in the hilt.

And since we've drug this so far off topic anyways, allow me to push it further.

Speaking of weapons, how would you fight with a spiked chain?
Very, very carefully... I have this really neat one that has a spiked ball on one end...very fun stuff...

Re: Proof that there are crazy people here

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:31 am
by Starstryker
Razor Chain would seem do be a much more effective weapon....though I personally like the double headed battleaxe....





Starstryker

Re: Proof that there are crazy people here

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:41 am
by Fiferguy
I'm still a fan of a main line battle sword... You know, a big claymore or bastard sword and a matching dagger...Course, being able to throw a few spells around has been a major advantage on occassion...

Re: Proof that there are crazy people here

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:21 am
by Spec8472
Phantom wrote:Oh but i have the Cutest little chainsaw.....it's 36" long and i covered it in Tinfoil all by my self :wink:
I'm just suprised it wasn't glitter and Hello Kitty stickers...

Re: Proof that there are crazy people here

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:24 am
by Starstryker
Hmmm....compromise...battleaxe with shotgun for a haft ?





Starstryker

Re: Proof that there are crazy people here

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:37 am
by Fiferguy
Starstryker wrote:Hmmm....compromise...battleaxe with shotgun for a haft ?
Starstryker
They tried that, combining a pistol and a dagger. http://www.ayenauticalgifts.com/nautica ... &cat_id=23

That one is a replica, but it used to be a thing on navy ships, since they could only fire once and they wouldn't have time to reload...to my understanding at least.

But I still prefer the sword...

Re: Proof that there are crazy people here

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:43 pm
by Starstryker
Hmm...a Glaive sounds like a good weapon....axe..spear....spike.......







Starstryker

Re: Proof that there are crazy people here

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:10 pm
by Phantom
Spec8472 wrote:
Phantom wrote:Oh but i have the Cutest little chainsaw.....it's 36" long and i covered it in Tinfoil all by my self :wink:
I'm just suprised it wasn't glitter and Hello Kitty stickers...

Shhhhhh You promised you wouldn't tell what the Tinfoil was covering....!


Phantom

Re: Proof that there are crazy people here

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:47 pm
by Fiferguy
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk

Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!