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Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:26 pm
by Fiferguy
Rest assured, the hunted have become the hunters...
Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:57 am
by Lochar
J-Man5 wrote:I was just wondering if the teflon would keep them from sticking to the tinfoil when I'm done with them. It's usually so much of a pain to clean up I just buy new tinfoil underwear instead. I was hoping the teflon would let me reuse it some.
J-Man5
Teflon is prohibitively expensive, considering it only allows one reuse. After that there's just no way any amount of teflon can rescue the tinfoil.
An idea though... Anyone know of a good mental energy reflective material? I'd be interested in trying some ameteur minor surgery to graft it to their heads. And then stand back and watch when they try to blow up someone's mind they blow their own instead.
Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:32 am
by Fiferguy
But you see, you have to catch us first...
Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:24 am
by michaelsuave
Wow, easiest leading job I've ever done... its like putting peanut butter in the top of the mouth of a dog, or giving a cat catnip, or my little brother a shovel and telling him that I buried 20 dollars in the back yard.... you guys just keep going and going... kind of like the energizer bunny, or like hepatitis C.

Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:34 am
by Fiferguy
And such is what happens when we're waiting for Fel to post another chapter... besides, it kills time.
Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:11 pm
by Drackmord
To reflect psychic energy requires materials existing in five or more dimensions.
Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:21 pm
by Lochar
Drackmord wrote:To reflect psychic energy requires materials existing in five or more dimensions.
Is that all? Jeeze. And here I was trying to figure out a way to stretch my material into a thirteenth dimension. I didn't have to go past 5?
Figures. Ah well. The extra layers can't hinder I guess.
Any volunteers?
Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:05 am
by Fiferguy
It really depends on the power of the Psion... For instance, a Grand Master has the ability to CREATE dimensions, so no material can stop them. It takes a Psion of equal or greater strength to establish the shield, and only another Grand Master would dare even try it.
Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:39 am
by Lochar
Hmm, wonder if I could get a Grand Master to create a material that contained a complete dimension. They'd have to reach through a full dimension to effect anything outside of it.
Depends on the ingenuity of the Grand Master, I guess.
Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:11 am
by Fiferguy
You could..but you'd have to find a Grand Master to do that. And if you think that the Hierarchs are secretive...you've never tried to find a Grand Master. Even if you do happen to find one, they'll mind wipe you so fast you won't even have time to blink.
I won't go in to the security, but the last guy that tried it...well, let's just say that there was no body left...
Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:03 pm
by Lochar
Heh, I've got a backup plan for that one. If you don't destroy my mind by ripping it apart at the molecule level first, when my body is destroyed I latch onto and intergrate into the nearest mind.
999999999999 bottles of beer on the wall, 999999999999 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, 999999999998 bottles of beer on the wall.
Then you'd have to destroy your own mind to purge me!
Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:49 pm
by Drackmord
You can protect yourself from a Grand Master either by useing an extremly complicated multi-layer spell, or by invoking one of the Outer Gods; I can't remember its name.
Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:33 pm
by J-Man5
Lochar wrote:Heh, I've got a backup plan for that one. If you don't destroy my mind by ripping it apart at the molecule level first, when my body is destroyed I latch onto and intergrate into the nearest mind.
999999999999 bottles of beer on the wall, 999999999999 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, 999999999998 bottles of beer on the wall.
Then you'd have to destroy your own mind to purge me!
I always figured you must be some sort of virus Lochar. Now I know its true. So I guess I can start selling my patented McNorton Psionic Anitvirus solution. Handles infections from annoying people from Florida and other innocuous pests.
J-Man5
Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:27 pm
by Fiferguy
No, he's not a virus... That implies that he can reproduce...
Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:58 pm
by Lochar
Fiferguy wrote:No, he's not a virus... That implies that he can reproduce...
In the end, there can be only me!
Didn't you know Smith was based off of this incarnation of me?