Faey humor...

[michaelsuave]

So I was thinking about how the Faey, their world, and humans, and their world, are so similar. Even their senses of humor are similar. So instead of the chicken crossing the road, do they have the garbaff threshes del bida? I mean, whats a chicken to a faey? Instead of knock knock jokes, do they have "send send" jokes, because we let people know somebody is there with a sound, do they do it with a thought?

Besides pranks, which seem to be universal, what other cross species humor things are there?

~Michael

[Sbudda]

How many empresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

One. And about 3000 other people to get right on it.

(Was that the best politician joke I could come up with?)

But I bet that Faey's Funniest Home Videos also includes nothing but Faey falling down the stairs or getting hit in the crotch with a whiffle ball bat.

[Spec8472]

What's the difference between a Faey and a blueberry?

One's small, sweet, and tastes good in milkshakes -- the other's a fruit.

(There goes my attempt)

[Weresmilodon]

At first I thought the small, sweet and tasty bit was the faey, but then I thought a bit more on the fruit bit. And I’ve never associated faey with small.
What way was that meant again?

[Wingsolution]

blueberries are berries, not fruit...
therefore... I can't spell... and more importantly, only the fay can be the fruit...

[Fiferguy]

WARNING!!! These are REALLY bad...

How many Faey does it take to paint a room?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than 20 dead Faey in a barrel?
One dead Faey in 20 barrels.

How do you make a Faey float?
Take your foot off its head...OR
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of Faey, and Root Beer

What's the difference between a Faey and an onion?
People cry when you chop onions.

What's brown, blue, and girgles?
A Faey in a casserole.

Ok. I'm done. I couldn't resist...

[Spec8472]

WARNING!!! These are REALLY bad...

Yeah, about as bad as mine

(For the military folks) When two Faey get it on, is it called a blue-on-blue event?

[Mizriath]

A Human saying during Subjugation

'When in Rome, do what the Romans do.

When in Draconis, think like a pervert'



(PS : Faey does not dress much elsewhere, either they are in Battle gear, or hardly anything)

[Spec8472]

Thought of this one earlier today -- not really Faey as such... more a Kimdori joke, (or a joke about the Kimdori).

Caution: Subjugation Chapter 17/18+ Spoiler

Q: What do you call a Kimdori Telemarketer?

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A: Viral Marketing

(ba-dum-ching!)

[Phantom]

Bad bad ...

Ok so i'll add mine

Why don't kimdori Sneeze ?

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they might blow their brains out

Can Kimdori catch colds ?

Do they Faey have nursry rymes like us

you know Goldifaey and the 3 Skaa

Or Little Blue Ridinghood

How about

The three little Faey and the big bad Kimdori.


I know bad ...but i had to do it before someone else did

Fel we need another chapter soon or this will get bad real bad <G>


Phantom

[Astardis]

What do you call hard- and software errors in a gestalt?

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Brain Bug

not really Faey humor ... but bad enough for this posting

[Fiferguy]

Since the old style keyboard and mice are I/O devices, does that make the gestalt a B/O device?

[Phantom]

Whats the Best gift a human can give a Moridon?

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An Asbestos Briefcase so they can carry their money safely

When a Moridon Sinner dies do they get sent to Heaven?


P

[Mizriath]

What is the common greeting when a Faey meets a Moridon?

"Hey there, You look HOT. I'm cool Blue."

[Fiferguy]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a Faey joke?"

In a hushed voice, the girl next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS Faey, the bouncer is Faey. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb Marine. The girl sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and she's a Marine. The girl to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and she's House Trillane Army. Each one of US is Faey. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."