Proof that there are crazy people here

[J-Man5]

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk

Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!

Damm I resemble that song. I remember when it came out on the radio. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Help! Help! The invisible paranoids are surrounding me.

I'm the only sane one surrounded by insanity.

or I reject your reality and substitute my own.

J-Man5

[Phantom]

Damm I resemble that song. I remember when it came out on the radio. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Help! Help! The invisible paranoids are surrounding me.

I'm the only sane one surrounded by insanity.

or I reject your reality and substitute my own.

J-Man5

Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said

He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy




Just Because I'm paranoid.......DOSEN'T mean they aren't out to get me! .....


Phantom

[Fiferguy]

Just Because I'm paranoid.......DOSEN'T mean they aren't out to get me! .....

Phantom

Yeah, but they have to catch me first!!!!

[Fawks]

o_O

[Fiferguy]

o_O

Quite...

[J-Man5]

Just Because I'm paranoid.......DOSEN'T mean they aren't out to get me! .....

Phantom

Yeah, but they have to catch me first!!!!

Or know what I'm thinking. Thats why the tinfoil works so well.

Those Faey have nothing on the PsiCorps. If tinfoil can fool the PsiCorp then tin foil can work on anyone.

Well except for certain extra-planar entities. On those you have to use mylar and tinfoil with salt inbetween.

J-Man5

[michaelsuave]

Um, I believe I've created a monster! I would like to take this moment to say that I in no way take liability for the crazies present in this post nor in any way support crazy, zany, anarchist, chaotic, or other actions where penguins may be hurt. (Giraffes and the occasional stray baboon are fine, but I draw the line at penguins!) With that said, let the conversation once again continue with its melodic strain of madness infused spew of consciousness.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled tin foil conversation.

[Fiferguy]

I've had good luck with sulfer too...

[Phantom]

Um, I believe I've created a monster! I would like to take this moment to say that I in no way take liability for the crazies present in this post nor in any way support crazy, zany, anarchist, chaotic, or other actions where penguins may be hurt. (Giraffes and the occasional stray baboon are fine, but I draw the line at penguins!) With that said, let the conversation once again continue with its melodic strain of madness infused spew of consciousness.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled tin foil conversation.

Nope you can't get out of your Leader dutys that easily ......you started this and now your Stuck ...

It's that or we cover you in Tinfoil and server you up to the Faey and their gods .

The Corps is Mother
The Corps is Father


Phantom .....ExNightWatch abductee....

[Fiferguy]

Um, I believe I've created a monster! I would like to take this moment to say that I in no way take liability for the crazies present in this post nor in any way support crazy, zany, anarchist, chaotic, or other actions where penguins may be hurt. (Giraffes and the occasional stray baboon are fine, but I draw the line at penguins!) With that said, let the conversation once again continue with its melodic strain of madness infused spew of consciousness.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled tin foil conversation.

You think you can escape me that easily? I will show you, and not even penguins will save you now!!!!!!!!!!!

[J-Man5]

Um, I believe I've created a monster! I would like to take this moment to say that I in no way take liability for the crazies present in this post nor in any way support crazy, zany, anarchist, chaotic, or other actions where penguins may be hurt. (Giraffes and the occasional stray baboon are fine, but I draw the line at penguins!) With that said, let the conversation once again continue with its melodic strain of madness infused spew of consciousness.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled tin foil conversation.

Penguin blood and entrails can give you psionic powers if you eat them while in Hawai while surfing carring a mokotini idol and chanting standing on one foot.

J-Man5

[Fiferguy]

Um, I believe I've created a monster! I would like to take this moment to say that I in no way take liability for the crazies present in this post nor in any way support crazy, zany, anarchist, chaotic, or other actions where penguins may be hurt. (Giraffes and the occasional stray baboon are fine, but I draw the line at penguins!) With that said, let the conversation once again continue with its melodic strain of madness infused spew of consciousness.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled tin foil conversation.

Penguin blood and entrails can give you psionic powers if you eat them while in Hawai while surfing carring a mokotini idol and chanting standing on one foot.

J-Man5

Yeah, now the only problem is getting to Hawaii...

[J-Man5]

Um, I believe I've created a monster! I would like to take this moment to say that I in no way take liability for the crazies present in this post nor in any way support crazy, zany, anarchist, chaotic, or other actions where penguins may be hurt. (Giraffes and the occasional stray baboon are fine, but I draw the line at penguins!) With that said, let the conversation once again continue with its melodic strain of madness infused spew of consciousness.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled tin foil conversation.

Penguin blood and entrails can give you psionic powers if you eat them while in Hawai while surfing carring a mokotini idol and chanting standing on one foot.

J-Man5

Yeah, now the only problem is getting to Hawaii...

You mean you haven't figured out pentagram teleportation?

Five candles. Yellow, Blue, Black, Red, White. Rooster blood. Lint from the dryer. Then stand in the middle and chant. administratio cautela itum aboleo insula hawaii

J-Man5

[Lochar]

You mean you haven't figured out pentagram teleportation?

Five candles. Yellow, Blue, Black, Red, White. Rooster blood. Lint from the dryer. Then stand in the middle and chant. administratio cautela itum aboleo insula hawaii

J-Man5

Make sure you use a real white non-scented candle. Those off-white vanilla candles put you just a little too close to the volcano's to be comfortable.

[Starstryker]

"Starstryker waves from siberia remindining all would be teleporters to make sure they get the pronunciations right.....also that teleporting while drunk is not advised "

^found by hikers in frozen hand sticking out of rock