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WTH !!!!???Sherman wrote:From a concerned Sony PRS-505:
Dear Author,
I am a hard working Sony PRS-505, an ebook reading device. My owner, Sherman, is somewhat of a book addict, especially if the stories are written by you. I am concerned that upon discovering you and your works, his productivity has taken quite a dive, and continues to do so whenever you post yet another new chapter. Naturally, the scapegoat for this complete lack of productivity lies not on the authors of the stories he reads, but on me, his reading device, for allowing this to happen. Unfortunately, there is not a lot I can do about this situation, except to humbly ask you if you would consider lowering your writing rate to as low as possible.
Further in addition to my owner's lack of productivity caused entirely by your writing, I am most concerned about the length of your stories. The problem is, my owner has this misconception that I have an infinite amount of memory and battery life available to me. What he cannot seem to grasp is the concept that unlike him, I have to remember every word written in each story. All he has to process and store is a single page of text at a time.
I try my best with your stories, but occasionally have problems processing your books due to their length, and there's nothing I can do about these problems. My owner does not seem to comprehend this, and can get rather vexed with me.
I humbly ask that on behalf of my owner Sherman and I, that you take into consideration the problems I have outlined in this letter for any future works you create.
Best regards,
A Concerned Sony PRS-505