I love my stock in the tin and aluminum mining and recycling and processing industries.  Thanks Phantom and all you other believers in tin/aluminum foil.  
<Thinking about planting rumors about how tinfoil makes you more virile if you are a man or much more attractive as a woman.    hrmmmmm.>
Oh yeah did you know that tinfoil or aluminum foil will cure all your relationship woes?   It makes you a more virile man and a sexier woman.  
Wear it as intimate garments and you will feel the power it produces in your life.
Tinfoil forever!!!!!!
J-Man5