The off topic on topic thread...

[michaelsuave]

So I thought I would start a topic that was off topic, and see if we could discover if there is a leader of the on-topic here on this site. So anyway, who is the leader of the on... oh look, a banana... now have you ever wondered why in the cartoons people are always slipping on banana peels? but I mean seriously, who slips on banana peels? And sporks, why don't we use sporks rather than forks? I mean seriously, you can poke stuff and it is easier to shovel the food in with? So come on people, help me out here... do we have an on-topic leader... oh, pretty birdy!!

[Fiferguy]

I think by its very nature this topic is an oxymoron. If this one goes off topic, which it is sure to do, then it's on topic. So by writing anything in here, it is still on topic.

And BTW, they have a pill for that ADHD that you seem to have...

[michaelsuave]

I think by its very nature this topic is an oxymoron. If this one goes off topic, which it is sure to do, then it's on topic. So by writing anything in here, it is still on topic.

And BTW, they have a pill for that ADHD that you seem to have...

I know, but the doctors said I grew out of the need to use Ritalin or Aderal... and stratera has nasty not fun side-effects. Besides, its not nice to poke fun at peoples disorders... you don't see me poking fun at the fact that you have elephantitus now do you?

[Fiferguy]

Hey now, the surgery fixed all that... except my pe... nevermind. Let's just say that there are some parts that I told them to leave alone.

[Spec8472]

Hey now, the surgery fixed all that... except my pe... nevermind. Let's just say that there are some parts that I told them to leave alone.

And there's some parts we'd like you to leave alone too

As per <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118826/">The Castle</a>: "Get yer hand off it, Reg"

[Fiferguy]

Hey now, the surgery fixed all that... except my pe... nevermind. Let's just say that there are some parts that I told them to leave alone.

And there's some parts we'd like you to leave alone too

As per <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118826/">The Castle</a>: "Get yer hand off it, Reg"

"Little fish little fish out in the sea..."

[Journeywoman]

I think by its very nature this topic is an oxymoron. If this one goes off topic, which it is sure to do, then it's on topic. So by writing anything in here, it is still on topic.

And BTW, they have a pill for that ADHD that you seem to have...

I know, but the doctors said I grew out of the need to use Ritalin or Aderal... and stratera has nasty not fun side-effects. Besides, its not nice to poke fun at peoples disorders... you don't see me poking fun at the fact that you have elephantitus now do you?

A few years ago in Samoa Elephantitus pills were given out to everyone by a large lady in a van. She asked everyone thier age and divvyed out pills accordingly. Hmm... maybe wieght or something else would have been better judge. I could just imagine a poor 100 year old dying from OD :ol:.

Oooh, pretty new chair I'm sitting on. Nice purple colour.

[Fiferguy]

It's just one of those things... you're cruising along, minding your own business, when all of a sudden... WHAM!


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...\__S.S. Minnow___/
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You get hit by a boat.

[michaelsuave]

It's just one of those things... you're cruising along, minding your own business, when all of a sudden... WHAM!


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...______|__________
...\__S.S. Minnow___/
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You get hit by a boat.

Well little buddy, sometimes your three hour tour goes astray... now where did the professor and mary ann go?? Gilligan!!!

[Fiferguy]

+2 to Michaelsuave

[michaelsuave]

+2 to Michaelsuave

YAY! I can add that +2 to my constitution and add it to my vorpal sword and +1 Shirt!!! I'm thinking of buying the plus 10 shirt of smiting...

[Lochar]

+2 to Michaelsuave

YAY! I can add that +2 to my constitution and add it to my vorpal sword and +1 Shirt!!! I'm thinking of buying the plus 10 shirt of smiting...

The +9 pants of blasphemy are actually worth more for the money than that shirt.

[michaelsuave]

+2 to Michaelsuave

YAY! I can add that +2 to my constitution and add it to my vorpal sword and +1 Shirt!!! I'm thinking of buying the plus 10 shirt of smiting...

The +9 pants of blasphemy are actually worth more for the money than that shirt.

yeah, and I have about 3 pairs of those, and I even shelled out the gold to custom dye them also

[Fiferguy]

YAY! I can add that +2 to my constitution and add it to my vorpal sword and +1 Shirt!!! I'm thinking of buying the plus 10 shirt of smiting...

The +9 pants of blasphemy are actually worth more for the money than that shirt.

yeah, and I have about 3 pairs of those, and I even shelled out the gold to custom dye them also

Yeah, about that... Tie dye when out in the 70's...

[michaelsuave]

The +9 pants of blasphemy are actually worth more for the money than that shirt.

yeah, and I have about 3 pairs of those, and I even shelled out the gold to custom dye them also

Yeah, about that... Tie dye when out in the 70's...

Yeah, about that... obviously your not a big MMORPG fan... and your just mad that your pants are periwinkle.